Holy Moly, What’s Eating the Garden?!

Okay, so inevitably, something else likes my pretty green leaves as much (maybe more) than I do. While I’m inside researching, they’re out there munching. Hopefully I’ll find a healthy solution soon that doesn’t mess with my mission of growing some healthy, fresh food for my family. I welcome any advice from anyone who can help me get rid of these wicked insects pronto!